Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...