Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
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Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
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Visual joke
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What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...