Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...