If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...