School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
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The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...