What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.