How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...