Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...