Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...