The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.