Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...