The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...