Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...