Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...