Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...