Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.