Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...