On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...