Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.