The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....