Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...