Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...