A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...