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Bad News, Good News, Great News
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My King Henry joke
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What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
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Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
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Super Long Classic!
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We got a lot of those.
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