Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.