Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Creative wording
|BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...