Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...