Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...