Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...