A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!