Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!