The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...