Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...