Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...