The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...