What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...