A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!