Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...