New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
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A woman visits her physician…
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