Rule of Thumb
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Request before death
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Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
An Internet Christmas
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2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.