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A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
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Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
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Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
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Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...