Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...