Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...