Necking
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...