‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...