Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!