Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Only in America!
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Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Definition of bad lover
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Bach in a Minuet
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Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Actual calls to technical support
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Who Needs A Husband?
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