Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...