Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...