One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...