A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...