Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...