First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.