Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...