Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...