Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...