A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...