Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!