Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...